15 Genuinely Funny Jokes

15 Genuinely Funny Jokes which will actually make you laugh!

  1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
  2. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.
  3. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
  4. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!
  5. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
  6. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
  7. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
  8. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  9. Whatdya call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillipe
  10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  11. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
  12. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
  13. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  14. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
  15. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish
3 Comments on 15 Genuinely Funny Jokes

3 Replies to “15 Genuinely Funny Jokes”

  1. Thanks for writing this article on 15 genuinely funny jokes. I must commend you for a well done job for taking your time to write all this wonderful jokes each and every one of them is so interesting that am still laughing. I will bookmark this page ready it over and over again because I really like them. 

  2. “The Plot Thickens” was probably the best one in there. I don’t laugh but it made grin for a second. If these jokes are meant for picking up women or vice versa I’d reconsider how you target these. Or maybe you’re thinking I should get a sense of humor, and well a lot of people tell me that so who knows. Keep it up I like reading things like this to see if it makes me laugh, so please keep it up, I’ll read more of your post and I’ll comment on if one actually does the trick.

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