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15 Genuinely Funny Jokes which will actually make you laugh!
- Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
- My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.
- My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
- A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!
- Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
- My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
- What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
- I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
- Whatdya call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillipe
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
- My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
- As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
- I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
- Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish