15 Genuinely Funny Jokes

15 Genuinely Funny Jokes

15 Genuinely Funny Jokes which will actually make you laugh!

  1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
  2. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.
  3. My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
  4. A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!
  5. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.
  6. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
  7. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
  8. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  9. Whatdya call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillipe
  10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  11. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
  12. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
  13. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  14. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
  15. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish


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