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15 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

 

1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

2. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I have been touched by an angel?

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

7. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

8. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

11. I am lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

12. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

15. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

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