20 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

2. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

3. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

6. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

7. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

8. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

9. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

10. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

11. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

12. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

13. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

14. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

15. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

18. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

19. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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