20 Hilarious Short Blonde Jokes to make you feel Good!

Our top 20 collections of funny blonde jokes, We hope you must feel good.

  1. Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
  2. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? “Omg, donut seeds!”
  3. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
  4. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
  5. How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
  6. How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
  7. A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, ‘Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?’ She replied, ‘The can said for best results apply 2 coats.’
  8. Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.
  9. How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
  10. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  11. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
  12. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
  13. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
  14. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it’s mine.
  15. Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
  16. What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever.
  17. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!”
  18. What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
  19. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
  20. I got a compliment on my driving today said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
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