12 Pick Up Lines That Actually Worked On Me Try

Good pick up lines work if they are used in the right context.

Using a pick up line in the right way adds to a guy’s appeal and instantly intrigues me. I want to know more about this charming, confident guy who just hit me with a joke I have never heard before. Pick up lines are a good way to make a girl laugh, but they are also a great way to break the ice. Here are 12 pick up lines that actually worked on me.

1.Hitting her with a joke.

*pretending to bump into her* “Oh, ouch! Looks like I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

Here’s to the funny guy – he always gets the girl. If you can make me laugh you are already halfway there. Everyone loves a good laugh and that is what the funny guy is there for. I have a special place in my heart for guys who make me laugh. A good sense of humour equals good conversations and spending time with the funny guy is never boring. He is sure to win you over with his jokes and keep you smiling all night long.

2. Questioning her decisions.

“So, what is a girl like you doing in a place like this?”

This one actually works regardless of the context in which it is used. You will get an automatic “Excuse me?” from her, which you can then use in your favour. If the place is classy, say she doesn’t belong. If it is grungy and hipster, say she is classier than it. Regardless of how you choose to handle her response, you have gotten her attention and are already in the middle of a conversation with her.

3. Acting like you have already met her.

“Oh hey, nice to see you again! How are you?”

This one is a classic. It is kind of typical and borderline overused, however, it still works. More than half of the time she will feel bad that she does not remember you and will play along. Or she won’t, but then there is the opportunity to introduce yourself. I love a guy who pretends to have already met you; it is flattering and takes all the awkwardness out of meeting someone for the first time.

4. Offering her a drink.

“Let me guess, a vodka soda for yourself?”

Being straightforward and offering the promise of alcohol means you have already guaranteed my attention. This guy skips the unbearable small talk and gets right to the important stuff. Of course, that is if she is actually drinking vodka sodas – if you see another drink in her hand, obviously offer that instead. This guy takes charge of any situation and I easily fall for those kinds. This guy knows what he is after and is going to get it.

5. Comparing her to someone famous.

“You look exactly like [insert name of celebrity].”

If she actually looks like the person you are comparing her to, she will be flattered. If not, this pick up line serves as a good conversation starter. You can talk about the actress or a movie she was recently in or anything newsworthy about her – it is the perfect introductory conversation that won’t be painfully awkward.

6. Giving her a backhanded compliment.

“That shirt would look better on you if you were taller.”

The guy who is confident enough to pick you up by insulting you knows what he is doing… because he has done it many times before. Whether that is a good sign or a bad sign is up to you, however, experience is never a bad thing. A little friendly banter back and forth is a great conversation starter, but if the guy continues to insult you then push him aside.

7. Being adorable.

“You’re so good-looking I actually just forgot my pick up line.”

Aww c’mon. If this one doesn’t get you, no pick up line ever will. It is so genuine and sweet that a girl can’t help but blush when she hears it. It is charming but still funny and clever. Sometimes I actually like to throw guys off and use this one on them; it is the most universal pick up line out there. Why? Because it actually works.

8. Asking her a question she can’t say no to.

“Hey, do you have a couple minutes for me to hit on you?”

Well played, tall man in the tailored suit. You have made me blush and now successfully have my attention. You will usually get a response of, “You could try…” and then the rest is up to you. A line like that immediately makes a girl stop in her tracks and take notice of you. It is also flattering – like, yes you may compliment me for a couple minutes sir, I’m not opposed to that.

9. Hitting her with a headline.

“Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight.”

Boom, there it is – hands up to the blunt, funny guy who knows what he is doing. I love when a guy comes out of nowhere with a line like that. This guy is a no games kind of guy and just lays it all out there on the table. When a guy uses this pick up line, I am most definitely picking up what he is putting down.

10. Staring her down from across the bar.

“Hey, I saw you checking me out. You look like someone I wanted to meet too.”

Confidence is so swoon-worthy. The minute a guy shows me a shred of confidence, I’m hooked. Girls are instantly attracted to men who know what they want and go after it – it’s hot. Even if you think a guy is not a 10, confidence is sexy and immediately boosts his attractiveness. I love a man who is bold, but there’s a difference between confident and cocky. Show her you are confident but don’t be arrogant.

11. Complimenting her outfit.

“I have those exact same shoes!”

As girls, we take way too much time and effort getting ready to go out, so when a guy notices something we are wearing, regardless of the context, it is exceptionally flattering. Especially when he does it in the manner above – it is light-hearted and jokingly, making this pick up line an instant conversation starter.

12. Blaming it on your friends.

“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”

I am not usually a fan of the friend bit, however, when a guy does it in this way, it is mildly charming. Don’t use a friend to hit on a girl for you, but calling out your friends shows me you are assertive and straightforward. This guy is not afraid to make the big moves and does not care what other people think, which women find attractive.

 

Cheesy for you, Try these dirty lines

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

When God made you, he was showing off

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams

Did it hurt? … when you fell out of heaven?

Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright to me

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

Your daddy must have been a baker because you’ve got a nice set of buns

Are you a light switch? … cause I want to turn you on

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

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Crack a smile with best funny pick up lines

  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
  • You are so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
  • Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
  • Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-robot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
  • Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
  • Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
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Best Pick Up Lines For Girls, Women, Females

Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like french kissing, but you’re going down under.

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

I’m French Horny for your Tromboner.

Is your name David? Because I’m pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?

I’m having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I’m dying for some wood.

What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.

Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.

My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one?

I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.

Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.

I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy?

Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.

Do you know how to drive stick? Because of I sure as hell do.

Do these feel real to you?

Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?

In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people… can I practice on you?

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

Happy Alentine’s Day… I’ll give you the ‘V’ later.

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

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The Beast Dirty Pickup Lines

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten-minute break in the middle for snacks.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.

Damn, are you, my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s dick rise from the dead!

I have a job for you, but it blows!

Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.

I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later!

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me.

Are you a shark? Cause I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Are you jewish? Cause the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you’re a fine pizza ass.

Girl, are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Your bone structure is giving my bone structure.

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Are you from China? Cause I’m China get in your pants.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

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Best Cheesy Pickup Lines

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because of green eggs and… damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.

You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Charizard is red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact with you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

When God made you, he was showing off.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

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Some Dirty and Creepy Pickup Lines

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You remind me of my little toe… because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

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20 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

2. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

3. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

6. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

7. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

8. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

9. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

10. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

11. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

12. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

13. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

14. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

15. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

18. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

19. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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15 Hilarious Cheesy Best Pick-Up Lines

1. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

3. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

4. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

6. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

7. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

8. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

9. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

10. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

11. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

12. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

13. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

14. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

15. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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15 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

 

1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

2. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I have been touched by an angel?

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

7. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

8. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

11. I am lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

12. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

15. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

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