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30 Christmas Jokes – Funny jokes to make you merry!

30 Christmas Jokes - Funny jokes to make you merry!

30 Funny or bad Christmas jokes are a key moment of the festive season. Here are a bunch of the best jokes to keep you merry this Christmas!

  1. What happens to elves when they behave naughtily? Santa gives them the sack.
  2. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
  3. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
  4. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backward!
  5. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
  6. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
  7. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
  8. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
  9. What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
  10. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
  11. What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
  12. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
  13. Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
  14. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
  15. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
  16. Where do you find chili beans? At the north pole!
  17. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!
  18. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it ‘soots’ him!
  19. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  20. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house!
  21. Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
  22. What type of cars do elves drive? Toyotas.
  23. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
  24. What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
  25. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Merry Christmas

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