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50 Best Knock Knock Jokes for everyone to enjoy!

50 Best Knock Knock Jokes for everyone to enjoy!

Enjoy the biggest list of the best 50 knock knock jokes. This clean list of knock-knock jokes is perfect for kids and adults to enjoy!

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adore.
    Adore who?
    Adore is between us. Open up!
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Al
    Al who?
    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alfie
    Alfie who?
    Alfie terrible if you leave!
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alien
    Alien who?
    Just how many aliens do you know?
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie body home?
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Andrew!
    Andrew who?
    Andrew a picture!
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amma
    Amma who?
    Amma not going to tell you!
  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Argo
    Argo who?
    Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in
  9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broccoli.
    Broccoli who?
    Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Barbara
    Barbara who?
    Barbara black sheep, have you any wool..
  11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bed
    Bed who?
    Bed you can’t guess who I am!
  12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Burglar
    Burglar who?
    Burglars don’t knock!
  13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter
    Butter who?
    Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
  14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Control freak.
    Co…
    You should say “Control freak who” now.
  15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my work?
  16. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cow’s go who?
    No, silly. Cows go Moo!
  17. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    interrupting cow.
    interrupting c-
    Mooooo!
  18. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Comb
    Comb who?
    Comb on down and I’ll tell you!
  19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cheese
    Cheese who?
    Cheese a nice girl.
  20. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows vCows who?
    Cows go moo not who!
  21. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen all this knocking bother you already?
  22. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne!
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!!
  23. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
  24. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dish.
    Dish who?
    Dish is a nice place!
  25. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    interrupting doctor.
    interr…
    You’ve got cancer.
  26. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Etch.
    Etch who?
    Bless you.
  27. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Egg.
    Egg who?
    Eggcited to see me?
  28. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ears
    Ears who?
    Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
  29. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fangs
    Fangs who?
    Fangs for letting me in!
  30. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ferdie!
    Ferdie who?
    Ferdie last time open this door!
  31. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  32. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Flea
    Flea who?
    Flea blind mice!
  33. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    France
    France who?
    France of the family
  34. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Frank
    Frank who?
    Frank you for being my friend!
  35. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gorilla!
    Gorilla who?
    Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!
  36. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gandhi
    Gandhi who?
    Gandhi come out and play?
  37. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gino
    Gino who?
    Gino me or not, now open the door!
  38. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gladys
    Gladys who?
    Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
  39. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hatch
    Hatch who?
    God bless you!
  40. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  41. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Heaven
    Heaven who?
    Heaven seen you for a long time.
  42. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hand
    Hand who?
    Handover your money!
  43. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer this door!
  44. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hip
    Hip who?
    Hippopotamus.
  45. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?
  46. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here to tell you this!
  47. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabell.
    Isabell who?
    Is a bell working?
  48. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Urine.
    Urine who?
    Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
  49. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icy.
    Icy who?
    You see me, do you need glasses or something
  50. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jam
    Jam who?
    Jam mind, I’m trying to get in!

 

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