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Best Break Up Lines

 

  • “Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?”

 

  • “I just can’t take the bad sex anymore”.

 

  • “I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”

 

  • “Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.”

 

  • “Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?”

 

  • “I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.”

 

  • “You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.”

 

  • “It’s not you…it’s your taste in music”

 

  • “Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.”

 

  • “Maybe this is not the right time for us”

 

  • “Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.”

 

  • “I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you’re not.”

 

  • “You care too much about the KKK…Kim Kourtney & Khloe.”

 

  • “We’re just at different points in our lives”

 

  • “I just can’t handle the distance….Sorry.”

 

  • “Maybe we’re not compatible”

 

  • “You’re not Mr. Right…. just Mr. Right Now.”

 

  • “You just don’t get me like you use to.”

 

  • “I need space.”

 

  • “I just can’t live with the pathetic tickles that you call �sexual thrusts’ anymore.”

 

  • “Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.”

 

  • “I need to find myself and I just can’t do that with you.”

 

  • “I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently”

 

  • “My dick is committed to you, but my heart is not.”

 

  • “You deserve better and so do I.”

 

  • “I think you feel more than I do and I don’t want to hurt you”

 

  • “We should be free to meet our special someone”

 

  • “Sorry Stacy, but I think I’m in love with your mom”

 

  • “I found a new running partner.”

 

  • “Hey babe, you heard of the movie ‘Other people'”

 

  • “Yeah, why?” “I think we should see it”

 

  • “I’m sorry but you don’t smoke weed.”

 

  • “I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe i made the wrong choice”

 

  • “This isn’t easy and neither are you…I’m breaking up with you.”

 

  • “I still care about you, but I just don’t find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.”

 

  • “I think you love me more than I love you.”

 

  • “My cat doesn’t like you.”

 

  • “We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

 

  • “I need time to focus on my career.”

 

  • “Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees… It’s just not working out”

 

  • “We can still be friends….”

 

  • “If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be….but just to be clear it isn’t.”

 

  • “I need to learn to love myself before I can love you”

 

  • “It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I hate you”

 

  • “I think our timing is off”

 

  • “I’m looking for a long-term relationship and I just can’t pursue that with you.”

 

  • “The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.”

 

  • “I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.”

 

  • “Roses are red,violets are blue. We’re breaking up beacause i never loved you.”

 

  • “Maybe we should take a break..”

 

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