Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
I’m lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your name Summer?
It has to be, because you’re hot!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Take me to Papa John’s, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them – I’ve got all weekend.
Don’t you work at Hooters?
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited. Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!