Hello, I am a trend photographer. Would you wish to be in my subsequent photograph shoot?
Roses are pink, bananas are yellow, wanna exit with a pleasant little fellow?
I am single and desolate. Are you able to assist me?
I am lactose illiberal so please preserve your tacky decide up strains away from me.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your identify Summer time?
It must be, since you’re scorching!
That gown would look nice on my bed room ground!
Take me to Papa John’s, as a result of that is love at 425 levels.
Do you want quick amorous affairs? I hate them – I’ve acquired all weekend.
Do not you’re employed at Hooters?
I attempted to ship you one thing attractive final night time however the mail man informed me to get out of the mailbox
You should be Jamaican, as a result of Jamaican me loopy.
Do you sleep in your abdomen? No. Can I?
Theres a celebration in my pants and your invited. Have you learnt what’d look good on you? Me.
You are so stunning; your birthday must be a nationwide vacation.
I like my mattress, however I would reasonably be in yours.
Are these area pants? Trigger your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I am choking! I want mouth to mouth, fast!