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Best Cheesy Pickup Lines

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because of green eggs and… damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!

You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.

You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

Charizard is red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact with you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

When God made you, he was showing off.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

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