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Best Hunger Games Jokes

Whenever I hear a good song I say “Where’s Peeta cause this is my jam.”

 

To Panemaniacs, Stop with all the bread jokes. I don’t love bread, I loaf it

 

What does RIP stand for in district 11? Rue Is Perfect.

 

Why is Effie Trinkets hair so big? Its full of secrets.

 

What does the Capitol sing during the holidays? Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow.

 

If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man?

 

“Life is like a loaf of bread, Peeta, you never know which district it’ll be from.” Mama Mellark

 

After Katniss found me almost dead Things got toasty

 

Did you hear about the Adele song about Katniss Everdeen? SHE SETS FIRE TO THE GAMES!

 

When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD Peeta Mellark

 

Katniss: Where’s Finnick? Peeta: Odair he is!

 

“I’m not bready to have sex with you, Peeta!” Katniss Everdeen

 

Peetas bread rising for you 🙂 Katniss you lucky bitch

 

Katniss: Enough with the bread jokes Peeta, we knead to be serious here. Katniss: I’m pregnant Peeta: You got a bun in the oven?

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