Boob Jokes

Q: What is the origin of the word “Boob”?

A: The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, the “b” is the side view.


Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!


Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A: “If we don’t get some support here people are going to think were nuts.”


Q: What kind of bees produce milk?

A: Boobies!


Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?

A: A chestnut.


Q: What did the bra say to the hat?

A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!


Q: Why did God give women breasts?

A: So men would take to them!


Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?

A: BOO bees.


Q: What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson’s breasts?

A: Silicon Valley.


Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?

A: A Faux pair.


Q: Why are redheads flat chested?

A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts


Q: What do you call identical boobs?

A: Identitties.


Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?

A: A mutant.


Q: How are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?

A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.


Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?

A: Her navel.


Q: What’s blue and has 100 nipples?

A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.


Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?

A: You’re my breast friend.


Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?

A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.


Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?

A: To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest? Mountain DEw


Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?

A: Her snatch.


Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?

A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a smelly greasy box?


Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?

A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.


Q: Whats big black, inside of a women, and is usually near their boobs?

A: Tumors


Q: When does a waitress wear a bikini?

A: In a breasteraunt.


Q: What do you call a white girl without boobs?

A: Justin Bieber


Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented?

A: To separate the hairy from the dairy.


Q: What is America’s favorite pastime?

A: Tits, Clits and Base Hits.


Q: Why don’t nuns wear bras?

A: God supports everything.


Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?

A: You open it and its half empty


Q: What do you call a woman with only one boob?

A: One in a Melon.


Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast?

A: In a KFC bucket A push up bra is like a bag of chips You open it and its half empty


Q: What happens when you push two giant boobs together?

A: you create an asteroid. ( . )( . ) = ( . )


I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit?

College Football games are like boobs. Big or small, they’re both great; Except when they’re lopsided.


Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks?

Girl: No.

Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs?


Boy asks his new hot step mother: “What do you feed your baby?”

Step mother: “Milk and orange juice.”

Boy: “Which side is orange juice?”

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