Q: What is the origin of the word “Boob”?
A: The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, the “b” is the side view.
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: “If we don’t get some support here people are going to think were nuts.”
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?
A: A chestnut.
Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
Q: Why did God give women breasts?
A: So men would take to them!
Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?
A: BOO bees.
Q: What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson’s breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.
Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?
A: A Faux pair.
Q: Why are redheads flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
Q: What do you call identical boobs?
Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A: A mutant.
Q: How are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?
A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.
Q: What’s blue and has 100 nipples?
A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend.
Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.
Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest? Mountain DEw
Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.
Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?
A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a smelly greasy box?
Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Whats big black, inside of a women, and is usually near their boobs?
Q: When does a waitress wear a bikini?
A: In a breasteraunt.
Q: What do you call a white girl without boobs?
A: Justin Bieber
Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented?
A: To separate the hairy from the dairy.
Q: What is America’s favorite pastime?
A: Tits, Clits and Base Hits.
Q: Why don’t nuns wear bras?
A: God supports everything.
Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
A: You open it and its half empty
Q: What do you call a woman with only one boob?
A: One in a Melon.
Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast?
A: In a KFC bucket A push up bra is like a bag of chips You open it and its half empty
Q: What happens when you push two giant boobs together?
A: you create an asteroid. ( . )( . ) = ( . )
I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit?
College Football games are like boobs. Big or small, they’re both great; Except when they’re lopsided.
Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks?
Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs?
Boy asks his new hot step mother: “What do you feed your baby?”
Step mother: “Milk and orange juice.”
Boy: “Which side is orange juice?”