Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
A: Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
Q: Why are Boyfriends like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are already taken!
Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common?
A: All men have one! Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single.
- How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
- Who cares?
Q: What do you call a man made out of garbage?
A: Your ex-boyfriend!
- When would you want a man’s company?
- When he owns it!
- How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
- Put the remote control between his toes. Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat? He can wear your husbands clothes…
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: “Their boyfriends paycheck!”
Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for boyfriends?
A: It changes their DNA.
Q: Why are boyfriends like cars?
A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Q: How many ex-boyfriends does it take to tile a bathroom?
A: Two – if you slice them very thinly.
Q: How do boyfriends exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
Q: What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
A: They’re always coming early.
Q: What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn’t keep asking for beer.
Q: What’s a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening?
Q: What do you call a boyfriend who Masterbates more than twice a day?
A: A Terrorwrist
Q: How does a boyfriend show he’s planning for the future?
A: He buys an extra case of beer.
Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
A: A Boyfriend.
Q: What is a major turnoff?
A: When your boyfriend talks about his ex.
Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis?
A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Q: What’s a boyfriends idea of honesty in a relationship?
A: Telling you his real name.