Best Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines

Winterfell, but I’ll keep you up all night.

 

The real “Kingslayer” is in my pants.

 

Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.

 

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

 

Let’s get Stark naked!

 

I’m Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.

 

If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

 

I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.

 

I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.

 

I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you.

 

Winter isn’t the only thing thats coming.

 

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

 

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

 

Let’s do it on the wall.

 

You look like my sister.

 

I don’t want to be a Queen, I want to be the Queen of your loins.

 

Is your name Winter, cuz you’ll be coming soon.

You must be a White Walker, cause I want you to have my babies.

 

Are you wildfire, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

 

Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.

 

They call me the King of the North, but I’d go south for you.

 

Can my Direwolf watch?

 

I want you to stick me with the pointy end.

 

Who needs Milk of the poppy, when I can have you?

 

I’m Iron born, I take what’s mine.

 

You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

 

I’ll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.

 

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor’s cock goes much deeper.

 

My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

 

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Best Hunger Games Pick Up Lines

Is your name Katniss? Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.

 

I think I’ve been stung by a trackerjacker. (Why is That?) Cuz you look so good I must be hallucinating!

 

Is your name Peeta, cause your buns look delicious.

 

I’d eat poison berries for you.

 

What are the odds of me being in your favor?

 

I’ll keep your arrow safe in my quiver

 

Is your brother Peeta Mellark, cause you have a nice set of buns.

 

Gurl, you on fire!

 

Can I see your RoseBush?

 

Girl is there a bloodbath in your cornucopia? If not I’d like to rush in.

 

Are you a tribute? Cause you’ve been running through my arena of death all day long!

 

I’m really into inter-District dating.

 

Cinna, must have been thinking of you, when he set Katniss on fire.

 

If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.

 

Are you Peeta Mellark, cause your muffins are hot.

 

You’re more precious than a silver parachute.

 

We could fall in love… or I could kill you.

 

Looks you are on the hunt. For me.

 

My name is Peeta Mellark, and trust me when I say you have a nice set of buns.

 

My love for you is like my quiver of arrows. Endless.

 

My arrows will go deep inside you.

 

“Wanna see my trident? It’ll totally rock your world.”

 

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