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Cheesy for you, Try these dirty lines

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

When God made you, he was showing off

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams

Did it hurt? … when you fell out of heaven?

Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright to me

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

Your daddy must have been a baker because you’ve got a nice set of buns

Are you a light switch? … cause I want to turn you on

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

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