Chessy Pick Up Lines

  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

  • Would i be able to get a quarter? I need to call my mother and reveal to her I just met the young lady I had always wanted.

  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

  • Do you like subway? What about my foot long?

  • Is that the sun coming up… or is that just you illuminating my reality?

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Coz I can see myself in your gasp?

  • What amount does a Polar Bear weigh? … [REPLY:] I don’t have the foggiest idea. Enough to break the ice.

  • Ride my face, Like a rocking horse.!

  • It is safe to say that you are from Wisconsin? Cause your conversation starters are exceptionally Cheesy!

  • Is your father a drug dealer? Cause you’re so dope!

  • You smell like garbage, May I take you out?

  • You are the explanation behind men experiencing passionate feelings for.

  • Mmmm, Girl you helping me to remember Cheese… I need you on everything.!

  • Child, Your eyes are blue like the sea, and I’m lost adrift!

  • On a size of 1 to America, How free are you today.

  • Is there a rainbow today? Because i have found you.!

  • I’m no photographic artist, But I can picture us together.

  • Do you have a guide? Since I just lost all sense of direction in your eyes.

  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin‘ it.

  • I’m no organ contributor yet I’d be cheerful to give you my heart.

  • On the off chance that you were a natural product, you’d be a FINEapple.

  • I don’t have a library card, however do you mind on the off chance that I look at you?

  • Is it accurate to say that you are a halfway house? Cause I wanna give you kids.

  • Do you have a sunburn, or would you say you are dependably this hot?

  • I was feeling a little off today, yet you unquestionably turned me on.

  • Is it accurate to say that you are a natural product, since Honeydew you know how fine you look at the present time?

  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

  • Apologies, yet you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I took a gander at you, I dropped mine.

  • Regardless of the possibility that there wasn’t gravity on earth, despite everything i’d succumb to you.

  • I’m not a hoarder but rather I truly need to keep you until the end of time.

  • Is it accurate to say that you are a stopping ticket? ‘Cause you have fine composed all finished you.

  • You look frosty. Need to utilize me as a cover?

  • Give me a chance to tie your shoes, cause I don’t need you succumbing to any other individual.

  • Do I know you? Cause you look precisely like my next sweetheart.

  • Is it accurate to say that you are from Jamaica? Since Jamaican and ME are insane.

  • Child, you’re more smoking than the base of my portable PC.

  • Some person Call God! ‘Coz Heaven is feeling the loss of a blessed messenger.

  • You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

  • I lost my number. Would i be able to have yours?

  • On a size of 1 to 10: You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you require <3

  • I know drain does a body decent, however infant, what amount have you been drinking?

  • I’m sad, would you say you were conversing with me? [No] Well at that point, please begin.

  • Would i be able to get a quarter? [What for?] I need to call my mother and advise her, “I just met the man/lady of my fantasy”.

  • Kamote ka baBakitPagnakikita Kita.. Na-uutot ako..

  • Reason me, I simply saw you seeing me and I simply needed to give you see that I saw you as well.

  • Hello.. Some individual flatulated. How about we leave.

  • How was paradise when you abandoned it?

  • appears to have lost my telephone number. Would i be able to have yours?

  • Dismissal can prompt passionate worry for the two gatherings included and enthusiastic anxiety can prompt physical inconveniences, for example, cerebral pains, ulcers, carcinogenic tumors and even demise! So for my wellbeing and yours. Simply SAY YES!

  • I’m not really this tall, I’m perched on my wallet.

  • Hello infant you’re so fine you influence me to falter, wha-wha-what‘s your name?

  • Hi, I’m a cheat, and I’m here to take your heart.

  • Entrancing. I’ve been taking a gander at your eyes throughout the night, ‘Cause I’ve never observed such dull eyes with such a great amount of light in them.

  • Do you have a guide? I’m becoming mixed up in your eyes.

  • Be one of a kind and extraordinary, say YES to me.!!

  • I was blinded by your magnificence… I will require your name and number for protection purposes.

  • Is there an air terminal adjacent or is that quite recently my heart taking off?

  • There must be a lightswitch on my brow on the grounds that everytime I see you, you turn me on!

  • Hey, I’m composing a research project on the better things in life, and I was thinking about whether I could talk with you?

  • Have you been to the specialist of late? Cause I believe you’re deficient with regards to some Vitamin Me.

  • Would i be able to tail you home? Cause my folks dependably instructed me to take after my fantasies.

  • You look so well-known… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had science.

  • Howdy, I’m Mr. Right. Somebody said you were searching for me?

  • Do you like Nintendo? Since Wii would look great together.

  • In the event that you were ground espresso, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

  • Was your father a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

  • You’re beautiful to the point that you influenced me to overlook my pickup line.

  • You shouldn’t wear cosmetics. It’s upsetting flawlessness!

  • In the event that I had a star for each time you lit up my day, I’d have a cosmic system in my grasp.

  • Damn, if being hot was a wrongdoing, you’d be blameworthy as charged!

  • I was thinking about whether you had an additional heart mine appears to have been stolen

  • Do you smoke pot? Since weed be charming together.

  • I thought satisfaction began with a H. For what reason does mine begin with U?

  • It is safe to say that you are a pit fire? Cause you are hot and I need s’more.

  • In the event that I were a feline I’d go through every one of the 9 lives with you.

  • On the off chance that you were a tropical organic product, you’d be a Fine-apple!

  • Is it true that you are a banana? Since I discover you a-peeling

  • Is it true that you are Netflix? Since I could watch you for quite a long time.

  • Is it accurate to say that you are a bank advance? Since you have my advantage

  • Is it accurate to say that you are Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.

  • You might be made a request to leave soon, you’re making the various ladies look terrible.

  • Is it true that you are lost ma’am? Since paradise is far from here.

  • I’m battling the inclination to make you the most joyful lady on earth this evening.

  • You’re kinda, sorta, fundamentally, practically dependably at the forefront of my thoughts.

  • Put down that cupcake… you’re sufficiently sweet as of now.

  • Four in addition to four equivalents eight, however you in addition to me approaches destiny.

  • Did you simply leave the stove? Since you‘re hot!

  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a child? Since green eggs and… damn!

  • Is your father a street pharmacist? Cause you’re so Dope!

  • Smoking is dangerous to your wellbeing… furthermore, child, you’re slaughtering me!

  • It is safe to say that you are Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re overwhelming me.

  • Me without you resembles a geek without supports, A shoe without bands, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

  • On the off chance that I disclosed to you that you had an awesome body, would you hold it against me?

  • Darling, your magnificence influences the morning to sun resemble the dull glint of the moon.

  • In case I’m vinegar, at that point you should heat pop. Since you influence me to feel all bubbly inside!

  • You should be the cure for Alzheimer’s, on the grounds that you’re exceptional.

  • It would be ideal if you call 9-1-1, since you simply influenced my heart to stop!

  • You’re hot to the point, that on the off chance that you ate a bit of bread, you’d crap out toast!

  • Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

  • Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, on the off chance that you were a Pokemon, I would pick you!

  • Things being what they are, what do you improve the situation a living other than continually making every one of the men energized and warm everywhere?

  • Would you be able to please step far from the bar? You’re liquefying all the ice!

  • Is it accurate to say that you are from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

  • I’m in the disposition for pizza… a pizza you, that is!

  • I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be superior to this? And after that I met you.

  • Most folks require 3 suppers daily to continue onward… I simply require eye to eye connection from you.

  • It is safe to say that you are from Tennessee? Since you‘re the main ten I see!

  • There’s just a single thing I need to change about you, and that is your last name.

  • I didn’t perceive any stars in the sky today, the most glorious body was standing ideal alongside me.

  • Is your father a fear based oppressor? Since you are the bomb!

  • I should be a snowflake, since I’ve succumbed to you.

  • There is a major issue with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

  • Infant, on the off chance that you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

  • Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re brandishing the products.

  • You should be one serious cheat since you stole my heart from over the room.

  • Do you have a twin sister? At that point you should be the most lovely young lady on the planet!

  • You know I’d jump at the chance to welcome you over, however I’m perplexed you’re hot to the point that you’ll soar my aerating and cooling bill.

  • Reason me, yet I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

  • At the point when God made you, he was flaunting.

  • On the off chance that you were a booger I’d pick you first.

  • Do you know what I did the previous evening? I gazed toward the stars, and coordinated every one with a motivation behind why I adore you.

  • Reason me, I think you have something in your eye. Goodness hold up, it’s only a radiance.

  • If I somehow happened to ask you out on the town, would your answer be the same as the response to this inquiry?

  • On the off chance that this bar is a meat showcase, you should be the prime rib.

  • You should be an imperative reading material entry, since seeing you is the feature of my day.

  • Is it accurate to say that you are a performer??? Since Abraca-DAYUM!

  • You wanna know what’s excellent? Read the main word once more.

  • Your lips look so lonely…. Might they want to meet mine?

  • My affection for you resembles loose bowels, I can’t hold it in.

  • Hi, I’m a hoodlum, and I’m here to take your heart.

  • You’re so hot you would influence the fallen angel to sweat.

  • Hello infant you’re so fine you influence me to falter, wha-wha-what‘s your name?

  • I wager you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

  • Why you’re not over a Christmas tree? I felt that is the place blessed messengers had a place.

  • Do you have room schedule-wise? [Tells you the time] No, an opportunity to record my number?

  • Your legs must be worn out on the grounds that you’ve been going through my head throughout the night.

  • Wouldn’t we look charming on a wedding cake together?

  • Would i be able to obtain a kiss? I guarantee I’ll give it back.

  • I may not be a genie, but rather I can influence your fantasies to work out.

  • Would you get my arm so I can tell my companions I’ve been touched by a holy messenger?

  • Hello… Didn’t I see your name in the lexicon under “Shazaam!”?

  • On the off chance that a thousand painters labored for a thousand years, they couldn’t make a masterpiece as excellent as you.

  • Dismissal can prompt enthusiastic worry for the two gatherings included and passionate anxiety can prompt physical confusions, for example, cerebral pains, ulcers, dangerous tumors, and even demise! So for my wellbeing and yours, JUST SAY YES!

  • Did you have rabbit’s feet for breakfast? Since you look mystically delectable!

  • No big surprise the sky is dark today, all the blue is in your eyes.

  • Would i be able to acquire your mobile phone? I have to call creature control, since I just observed a fox!

  • Hershey’s makes a great many kisses a day.. .all I’m requesting is one from you.

  • Of all the delightful bends on your body, your grin is my top choice.

  • I’m not really this tall. I’m perched on my wallet.

  • When I initially observed you I searched for a mark, in light of the fact that each showstopper has one.

  • Does your dad offer precious stones? Since you are FLAWLESS!

  • I like Legos, you like Legos, for what reason don’t we construct a relationship?

  • Child I won’t not be Sriracha sauce but rather, I beyond any doubt will zest up your life.

  • Individuals call me John, yet you can call me today around evening time.

  • Is it safe to say that you was father an outsider? Since there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

  • An existence without you would resemble a broken pencil… trivial.

  • Kiss me in case I’m wrong, yet dinosaurs still exist, isn’t that so?

  • In the event that I got a nickel for everytime I considered somebody to be wonderful as you, I’d have five pennies.

  • In the case of nothing keeps going forever, will you be my nothing?

  • Hi would you say you are hitched? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “joyfully”.

  • You resemble a piece of candy: half sweet and half nuts.

  • Hi how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you what you looked like!

  • Did you clean your jeans with Windex? I can for all intents and purposes observe myself in them.

  • How was paradise when you abandoned it?

  • Did you fart?, cause you overwhelmed me.

 

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