• Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
  • You are so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
  • Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
  • Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-robot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
  • Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
  • Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
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