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Some Dirty and Creepy Pickup Lines

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You remind me of my little toe… because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I think it’s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… “Nice ass!”

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

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