30 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!

30 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!

Our best 30 funny and cheesy pickup lines! for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid enough!

1. Are you French because Eiffel for you

2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

3. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

4. You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

6. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

7. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

8. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

9. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

10. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

11. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

12. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

13. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

14. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

15. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

16. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

17. How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

18. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need

19. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

20. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

21. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

22. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm

23. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

24. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

25. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

26. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

27. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

28. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

29. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

30. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!


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