20 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful!

20 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful!Hi all, today I sharing 20 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful!

  1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  2. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  3. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
  4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  5. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  7. I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
  8. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
  9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  10. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
  11. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn’t know it was on fire.
  12. Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!”
  13. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
  14. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
  15. To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.
  16. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts
  17. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
  18. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
  19. I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
  20. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
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