Best Hunger Games Jokes

Whenever I hear a good song I say “Where’s Peeta cause this is my jam.”

 

To Panemaniacs, Stop with all the bread jokes. I don’t love bread, I loaf it

 

What does RIP stand for in district 11? Rue Is Perfect.

 

Why is Effie Trinkets hair so big? Its full of secrets.

 

What does the Capitol sing during the holidays? Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow.

 

If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man?

 

“Life is like a loaf of bread, Peeta, you never know which district it’ll be from.” Mama Mellark

 

After Katniss found me almost dead Things got toasty

 

Did you hear about the Adele song about Katniss Everdeen? SHE SETS FIRE TO THE GAMES!

 

When life hands you lemons, trade them for BREAD Peeta Mellark

 

Katniss: Where’s Finnick? Peeta: Odair he is!

 

“I’m not bready to have sex with you, Peeta!” Katniss Everdeen

 

Peetas bread rising for you 🙂 Katniss you lucky bitch

 

Katniss: Enough with the bread jokes Peeta, we knead to be serious here. Katniss: I’m pregnant Peeta: You got a bun in the oven?

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Best Hunger Games Pick Up Lines

Is your name Katniss? Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.

 

I think I’ve been stung by a trackerjacker. (Why is That?) Cuz you look so good I must be hallucinating!

 

Is your name Peeta, cause your buns look delicious.

 

I’d eat poison berries for you.

 

What are the odds of me being in your favor?

 

I’ll keep your arrow safe in my quiver

 

Is your brother Peeta Mellark, cause you have a nice set of buns.

 

Gurl, you on fire!

 

Can I see your RoseBush?

 

Girl is there a bloodbath in your cornucopia? If not I’d like to rush in.

 

Are you a tribute? Cause you’ve been running through my arena of death all day long!

 

I’m really into inter-District dating.

 

Cinna, must have been thinking of you, when he set Katniss on fire.

 

If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.

 

Are you Peeta Mellark, cause your muffins are hot.

 

You’re more precious than a silver parachute.

 

We could fall in love… or I could kill you.

 

Looks you are on the hunt. For me.

 

My name is Peeta Mellark, and trust me when I say you have a nice set of buns.

 

My love for you is like my quiver of arrows. Endless.

 

My arrows will go deep inside you.

 

“Wanna see my trident? It’ll totally rock your world.”

 

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