Best Break Up Lines

 

  • “Is it sizzling in right here or is that this relationship suffocating me?”

 

  • “I simply can’t take the unhealthy intercourse anymore”.

 

  • “I will at all times bear in mind final night time, however I feel we are able to neglect about tomorrow.”

 

  • “Roses are pink, Violets are blue. Rubbish is dumped, now so are you.”

 

  • “Do you imagine in love at first sight? How about distress after three years?”

 

  • “I now pronounce you dumped and single. Chances are you’ll now kiss my ass.”

 

  • “You are good in each method, simply not for me.”

 

  • “It is not you…it is your style in music”

 

  • “Hey child, are you being adopted? As a result of I have been seeing folks behind your again.”

 

  • “Possibly this isn’t the correct time for us”

 

  • “Actually, our time collectively has simply change into extra effort than you are price.”

 

  • “I want I may say you have been probably the most particular individual on the planet, however you are not.”

 

  • “You care an excessive amount of in regards to the KKK…Kim Kourtney & Khloe.”

 

  • “We’re simply at completely different factors in our lives”

 

  • “I simply can’t deal with the space….Sorry.”

 

  • “Possibly we’re not suitable”

 

  • “You are not Mr. Proper…. simply Mr. Proper Now.”

 

  • “You simply do not get me such as you use to.”

 

  • “I would like area.”

 

  • “I simply can’t stay with the pathetic tickles that you simply name �sexual thrusts’ anymore.”

 

  • “Sorry I ended contacting you. I had to return to rehab.”

 

  • “I would like to search out myself and I simply can’t do this with you.”

 

  • “I used to be requested to choose. If I had not been requested, I’ll have chosen otherwise”

 

  • “My dick is dedicated to you, however my coronary heart isn’t.”

 

  • “You deserve higher and so do I.”

 

  • “I feel you’re feeling greater than I do and I do not wish to damage you”

 

  • “We must be free to satisfy our particular somebody”

 

  • “Sorry Stacy, however I feel I am in love along with your mother”

 

  • “I discovered a brand new operating associate.”

 

  • “Hey babe, you heard of the film ‘Different folks'”

 

  • “Yeah, why?” “I feel we must always see it”

 

  • “I am sorry however you do not smoke weed.”

 

  • “I took a raffle and selected you, now i imagine i made the flawed alternative”

 

  • “This is not simple and neither are you…I am breaking apart with you.”

 

  • “I nonetheless care about you, however I simply do not discover my coronary heart leaping out of my chest once I see you anymore.”

 

  • “I feel you’re keen on me greater than I really like you.”

 

  • “My cat would not such as you.”

 

  • “We’re like a damaged mirror. It’s higher to go away it damaged than damage your self to repair it.

 

  • “I would like time to give attention to my profession.”

 

  • “Look, our relationship is like doing push ups in your knees… It is simply not understanding”

 

  • “We will nonetheless be associates….”

 

  • “If it is meant to be it is meant to be….however simply to be clear it is not.”

 

  • “I must be taught to like myself earlier than I can love you”

 

  • “It is not as a result of I do not such as you, it is as a result of I hate you”

 

  • “I feel our timing is off”

 

  • “I am in search of a long-term relationship and I simply can’t pursue that with you.”

 

  • “The longer we’re collectively, the much less critical I’m about you.”

 

  • “I handled this relationship like my weight loss program, one cheat day per week.”

 

  • “Roses are pink,violets are blue. We’re breaking apart beacause i by no means beloved you.”

 

  • “Possibly we must always take a break..”

 

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Bookish Pick Up Lines

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can’t get past u

Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.

You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.

Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?

Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you from Narnia? ‘coz you sure make my lion roar.

I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!
 

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Break Up Lines

“Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?”

“I just can’t take the bad sex anymore”.

“I’ll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?”

“I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.”

“You’re perfect in every way, just not for me.”

“It’s not you…it’s your taste in music”

“Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.”

“Maybe this is not the right time for us”

“Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth.”

“I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you’re not.”

“You care too much about the KKK…Kim Kourtney & Khloe.

” Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you… but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head “We’re just at different points in our lives”

“I just can’t handle the distance….Sorry.” “Maybe we’re not compatible”

“You’re not Mr. Right…. just Mr. Right Now.”

“You just don’t get me like you use to.”

“I need space.”

“I just can’t live with the pathetic tickles that you call sexual thrusts’ anymore.”

“Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.”

“I need to find myself and I just can’t do that with you.”

“I was asked to make a choice. If I had not been asked, I may have chosen differently”.

“My dick is committed to you, but my heart is not.”

“You deserve better and so do I.”

“I think you feel more than I do and I don’t want to hurt you”

“We should be free to meet our special someone”

“Sorry Stacy, but I think I’m in love with your mom”

“I found a new running partner.”

“Hey babe, you heard of the movie ‘Other people'”

“Yeah, why?”

“I think we should see it”

“I’m sorry but you don’t smoke weed.”

“I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe i made the wrong choice”

“This isn’t easy and neither are you…I’m breaking up with you.”

“I still care about you, but I just don’t find my heart jumping out of my chest when I see you anymore.”

“I think you love me more than I love you.”

“My cat doesn’t like you.”

“We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it. “I need time to focus on my career.”

“Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees… It’s just not working out”

“We can still be friends….”

“If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be….but just to be clear it isn’t.”

“I need to learn to love myself before I can love you”

“It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because I hate you”

“I think our timing is off”

“I’m looking for a long-term relationship and I just can’t pursue that with you.”

“The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.”

“I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.”

“Roses are red,violets are blue. We’re breaking up beacause i never loved you.”

“Maybe we should take a break..”

“There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met…..goodbye”

“Can we still share a netflix account?”

“You should search for someone with the same principles and values.”

“You just know me too well, and that freaks me out.”

“I don’t want to hold you back.”

“We don’t make each other happy, is that what you want to hear?”

“Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you”

“Our relationship is like a fat guy, What? It’s not working out.”

“I’d rather masturbate than be with you.”

“I feel like I’m changing, and though I do love you and I really like spending time with you, I’m not as in love’ with you anymore..”

“I don’t want the responsibility of someone else’s happiness.”

“Maybe we have too much in common. We are too much alike.”

 

 

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Cute Pick Up Lines

Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!


Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?


Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.


Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.


Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.


Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you

 

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job

 

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

 

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!

 

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

 

Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!

 

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

 

Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush

 

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

 

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

 

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

 

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

 

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

 

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

 

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

 

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

 

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

 

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

 

I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

 

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

 

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

 

Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you

 

Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

 

The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

 

Your so cute its distracting

 

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

 

You dropped something! [What?] Your smile

 

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

 

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

 

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case

 

I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

 

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

 

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

 

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

 

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

 

Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.

 

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

 

You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.

 

I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart

 

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

 

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

 

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

 

You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!

 

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

 

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

 

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

 

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

 

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

 

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

 

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

 

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

 

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

 

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

 

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