Finest New Years Choose Up Strains

Do you could have a New 12 months’s Decision? I am mine proper now. Let’s ring within the New 12 months with a bang!


Hey can I comply with you house? (“What?”) “Oh sorry my new years decision is to comply with my goals.”


You should be the New Years Eve Ball, as a result of the sunshine round you guided me right here.


Can I be your first mistake of the yr?


Do you could have a pencil? Trigger I need to erase this previous yr and write our future.


You wanna know who would make my night time full? Learn the primary phrase on this sentence.


Do you need to see two balls drop?


You should be the New Years Eve ball, trigger the nearer we get, the warmer you turn out to be.

If my proper leg was Christmas and my left was New Years, would you prefer to spend a while between the vacations?


Do you could have a New 12 months’s Decision? I am mine proper now.


“Excuse me miss, is it midnight? I might examine my watch however I am unable to take my eyes off you.”


Wanna begin the New 12 months with a bang?


Who took the lights out of the New Years Eve ball and put them eyes.


Are you New Years, trigger you make me Joyful.


Are you New Years, trigger you make me Joyful.


Hershey factories make hundreds of thousands of kisses a day, however I am asking for just one at midnight.


Boy: “So that you going to kiss me at midnight or fake to be a butterfly?”


Woman: (puzzled look) Boy:


“You understand, fairly to see however laborious to catch!”


I want a babysitter tonight cas my mother and father are going out for New Years..?


I understand how to say “Joyful New 12 months” in 6 totally different languages, which one would you like me to let you know tomorrow morning?


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Greatest Tacky Choose Up Traces 

Hello, I am a trend photographer. Would you wish to be in my subsequent photograph shoot?


Roses are pink, bananas are yellow, wanna exit with a pleasant little fellow?


I am single and desolate. Are you able to assist me?


I am lactose illiberal so please preserve your tacky decide up strains away from me.


If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?


Is your identify Summer time?


It must be, since you’re scorching!


That gown would look nice on my bed room ground!


Take me to Papa John’s, as a result of that is love at 425 levels.


Do you want quick amorous affairs?  I hate them – I’ve acquired all weekend.


Do not you’re employed at Hooters?


I attempted to ship you one thing attractive final night time however the mail man informed me to get out of the mailbox


You should be Jamaican, as a result of Jamaican me loopy.


Do you sleep in your abdomen? No. Can I?


Theres a celebration in my pants and your invited. Have you learnt what’d look good on you? Me.


You are so stunning; your birthday must be a nationwide vacation.


I like my mattress, however I would reasonably be in yours.


Are these area pants? Trigger your ass is out of this world.


Oh no, I am choking! I want mouth to mouth, fast!

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30 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!

30 Funny and Cheesy Pick Up Lines!

Our best 30 funny and cheesy pickup lines! for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid enough!

1. Are you French because Eiffel for you

2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

3. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

4. You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.

5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

6. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

7. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

8. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

9. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

10. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

11. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

12. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

13. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

14. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

15. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

16. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

17. How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

18. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need

19. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

20. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

21. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

22. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm

23. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

24. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

25. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

26. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

27. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

28. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

29. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

30. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!


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20 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

2. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

3. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

4. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

5. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

6. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

7. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

8. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

9. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

10. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

11. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

12. You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!

13. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

14. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

15. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

16. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

17. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

18. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

19. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

20. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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15 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines


1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

2. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I have been touched by an angel?

3. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

5. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

6. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

7. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

8. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

10. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

11. I am lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

12. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

15. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

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Bookish Pick Up Lines

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can’t get past u

Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.

You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.

Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?

Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you from Narnia? ‘coz you sure make my lion roar.

I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

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Cute Pick Up Lines

Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.

Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you


You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job


I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.


Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!


Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!


Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!


Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you


Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush


Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.


Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!


You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.


Do you have a name or can I call you mine?


Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!


Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams


Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.


If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.


I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.


You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.


Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!


Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.


I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!


Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.


I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y


Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you


Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing


The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.


Your so cute its distracting


Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you


You dropped something! [What?] Your smile


I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.


You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.


I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case


I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.


There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.


Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.


I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.


If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.


Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.


My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?


You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.


I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart


Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.


You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?


You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.


You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!


You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.


You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.


When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.


When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.


There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.


I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?


If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.


I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.


I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?


I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.


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Best Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines

Winterfell, but I’ll keep you up all night.


The real “Kingslayer” is in my pants.


Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel.


Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.


Let’s get Stark naked!


I’m Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way.


If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.


I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.


I may be an Imp, but I never go limp.


I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you.


Winter isn’t the only thing thats coming.


I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.


Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!


Let’s do it on the wall.


You look like my sister.


I don’t want to be a Queen, I want to be the Queen of your loins.


Is your name Winter, cuz you’ll be coming soon.

You must be a White Walker, cause I want you to have my babies.


Are you wildfire, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?


Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.


They call me the King of the North, but I’d go south for you.


Can my Direwolf watch?


I want you to stick me with the pointy end.


Who needs Milk of the poppy, when I can have you?


I’m Iron born, I take what’s mine.


You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?


I’ll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot.


Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor’s cock goes much deeper.


My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.


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Best Hunger Games Pick Up Lines

Is your name Katniss? Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.


I think I’ve been stung by a trackerjacker. (Why is That?) Cuz you look so good I must be hallucinating!


Is your name Peeta, cause your buns look delicious.


I’d eat poison berries for you.


What are the odds of me being in your favor?


I’ll keep your arrow safe in my quiver


Is your brother Peeta Mellark, cause you have a nice set of buns.


Gurl, you on fire!


Can I see your RoseBush?


Girl is there a bloodbath in your cornucopia? If not I’d like to rush in.


Are you a tribute? Cause you’ve been running through my arena of death all day long!


I’m really into inter-District dating.


Cinna, must have been thinking of you, when he set Katniss on fire.


If I was a gamemaker I would give you a 12.


Are you Peeta Mellark, cause your muffins are hot.


You’re more precious than a silver parachute.


We could fall in love… or I could kill you.


Looks you are on the hunt. For me.


My name is Peeta Mellark, and trust me when I say you have a nice set of buns.


My love for you is like my quiver of arrows. Endless.


My arrows will go deep inside you.


“Wanna see my trident? It’ll totally rock your world.”


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