Our best 30 funny and cheesy pickup lines! for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid enough!
1. Are you French because Eiffel for you
2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
3. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
4. You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.
5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
6. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
7. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
8. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
9. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
10. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
11. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
12. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
13. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
14. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
15. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
16. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
17. How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
18. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need
19. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
20. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
21. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
22. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm
23. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
24. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
25. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
26. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
27. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
28. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
29. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
30. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can’t get past u
Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?
Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”
If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you from Narnia? ‘coz you sure make my lion roar.
I heard you’re a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!
Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.
Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Your so cute its distracting
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
