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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press begin to join and be my player 2.
I as a rule squeeze “X” to get weapons. Does that work for lifting YOU up also?
On the off chance that I were a NES cartridge would you blow me?
Try not to stress darling, I’m a gamer, so you can believe me to be great with my fingers.
I’m similar to a Xbox… I can go 360 throughout the night!
I require encounter focuses. Will you offer assistance?
Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look great together.
Is it true that you are a Wii? Since I adore your joystick!
Is it true that you are a pikachu? Since you are shockingly wonderful.
Despite the fact that it would foul up my K/D proportion, I’d pass on a million passings in the event that it implied I could be with you.
I’ll sit tight for you like I sit tight for Steam deals
Roses are red, violets are blue. In the event that you were a Pokemon, I’d pick you.
Is it true that you are a care bundle? Since you must’ve tumbled from paradise.
I’m going to be Bigocto this time, and I’m going to suck you up.
Is your name Joy? Cause I need you to bounce on my stick!
Are you made of Diamonds, since I’m burrowing you.
It is safe to say that you are a Xbox 360? Cause I’ll do you till you got 3 red rings.
Wanna leave this hall and go into a private match?
On the off chance that I was Mario, you would be my lone star.
Is it accurate to say that you are an enchantment mushroom? Since you are influencing me to develop.
On the off chance that Princess Toad looked loved you, I would have murdered Bowser years back!
You are more sizzling than Din’s fire.
I’m not controlled by Majora’s Mask, I’m recently insane for you.
I better put on my Goron tunic, since you’re too damn hot.
Is your daddy Scorpion? Cause when I saw all of you I could believe is “Get here!”
I think something isn’t right with my auto-point. I can’t take my eyes off you.
Is it accurate to say that you are Alienware? Since you are awesome.
Are you a computer game reason I believe you’re my Destiny!
In the event that you were a twist tube, I’d be in all of you day.
I took a bolt to the knee… from cupid, in the wake of seeing you.
Young lady, I got more diversion than a PS4!
Is it true that you are utilizing hacks? Cause when you joined this entryway I got a solidified liven.
You light my Deku Stick ablaze.
You should be a weight plate, since you turn me on.
Is it accurate to say that you are Mortal Kombat? Your magnificence has completed me
Is it accurate to say that you are identified with Glass Joe? Since you’re a simple Knockout!
I need to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.
Full character customization would never catch your excellence
Call me Lara Croft since I’m going to go Tomb Raiding.
Pleasant jeans, infant. What’s the drop rate?
It takes two to play Pong
It is safe to say that you are perched on the F5 key? Since that ass is invigorating
It is safe to say that you are a scum bucket? Cause you make my cylinder sticky
You’re not 18 yet? Don’t sweat it, I know the Song of Time.
What’s a young lady as you doing in a Forest Temple like this?